The 1-800-Weirdos Mission Statement

On Aug 24, 2010, at 4:29 AM, David Hunt wrote:

Dear Jeremy,
What is the deal with 1-800-Weirdos? I am very confused. Please clarify.

Yours truly,
David Hunt

-- David Matthew Hunt

My Dear Mr. Hunt:

Thank you very much for your inquiry regarding 1-800-Weirdos.

All of us here on the Weirdos team were fascinated to hear about your confusion and rushed to provide the clarifications you requested. Unfortunately, none of them were fast enough, and I locked the door so none of them can get in now. I can hear them banging on the door and screaming for me to let them in so they can clarify 1-800-Weirdos for you. I just laugh.

So what exactly is 1-800-Weirdos? One way to answer that is with this short video:

which has probably left you even more confused than before. Helpful, isn't it?

1-800-Weirdos is a way for all the weirdos of the world to come together to stamp out the fictional concept of normality once and for all. To further this mission, we broadcast 24/7 on http://www.Weirdos.TV and include live elements, featuring myself as well as callers to 1-800-Weirdos (800-934-7367) and folks who skype us at weirdos999 unscreened and free to do whatever we want.

The best of the 1-800-Weirdos callers have been set to music on a series of CDs, the first of which has recently been released. Entitled "Everybody's A Weirdo", it is available for purchase or download from CD Baby at

So, that, David, is my cursory explanation and clarification of the operation at this location. I hope it meetrs your satisfaction and gives you much inspiration to avoid resignation and humiliation.

Now ask yourself this:

Are you ready to


~~~ jxh ___

Jeremy X. Halpern
Performing LIVE on the web
on /www.Weirdos.TV - tune in right now!
to get on the air:
call 1-800-Weirdos or Skype weirdos999

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