At this point, Mme. Chevalier snatched and devoured the prosthetic hair-piece of
- I am very pleasing to be here, modulating this fine-tuned events. All of
us, and especially you, the next, must indeed be, or at least seem, tonight, to be
with us now together...
- They're telling me I'm out of my time, so I will pretend a question to
throw out on the floor before the luminances intending here today. Thank you.
FC: By my green candle, I hereby declare that all blasphemous doings shall hereby be
eliminated and the 'Apostrophists will usurp all powers and steal all the beef, too.
Here, the debate was temporarily interrupted as Ms. Crowes fell into a comma and
had to be resuscitated by her linguist.
- Well, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen for the very warm welcome.
It's always a pleasure to see such an attentive, educated and handsome audience. You
know, a funny thing happened to me on the way here tonight. But before I get serious,
I would like to thank you very much for having me here. Thank you very much for
having me here. No, really.
- And now, we here all here will hear from, uh, Miss Landa Cloves. Miss
Cloves? Uh, Miss Cloves?
- I'm sorry. Hello. I'm sorry, what was the question again?
- Do you have something to add to the floor?
YC: I came here tonight to try to reconcile these unnecessarily hostile camps. We at
NOFFOP believe that all forms of punctuation could live together in love and
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Yolanda, on behalf of myself and this very prestigious and
influential audience for your unique viewpoint. You know, at this point in the
debate, I always look out into the crowd and think, "What are they thinking?" I've
often wondered this. Now, you're probably wondering what I'm thinking about. And
that's what this whole discussion is about.
This is the end of our transcript of the meeting. In times like these, when
confusion rains, it is important for those people with blindly open minds to follow
lavishly your true and only 'Pataphysical leader. Shittrs.
- You little shittr! No, you're naught! You don't know what you're
thinking! And to think that you are so preposterous as to distract us from the matter
at hand, which is typical of little shittrs such as yourself and all of your
descendents! Fie! Fie! Thou impudent trumpet! A plague upon your boils, all of you!
- I don't know about all that, but I think that we should all take a good,
hard look at just how important punctuation is in all of our lives. As a practicing
transvestite, I couldn't be more aware of this.
- Oh, oh, oh! I squeal with delight!
- Now everyone palms down! Let's all not remember why and how we, among all others,
those of us included, except the others. Thank you.
- I'd like to interrupt with a substantive comment here.
- Me too!
- If you recognize me as your true 'Pataphysical leader, I will give you
gold for every pot, pot for every kid and a toad, to boot.
- All these people yelling! I feel dizzy! Can't we all just get along?
At this juncture, YC collapsed and expired.
- Look! She's dead!
- I'd like to thank the late Ms. Crowes for bringing up these substantive
issues, and in fact all of you for your attention and your input. Thanks again.
- Allons-y! O, sorcières! O, misère! O, haïne, c'est
à vous blah blah blah! Follow me and get all the pork you want! Buy my green
candle, for a very low price, ye shall have all the impure souls of the
Anti-Apostropists and ye shall know all the secrets of 'Pataphysics!
- If all of you and your seat could please be taken. Quite! Quite!