Well, hello, friend! Don't worry about all the stuff on that first page. It's just something those legal folks make us put in -- there's very little chance we'd ever have to invoke the dire legal penalties that breaking even the smallest one of these conditions would inevitably entail!

But let's not keep talking about us! Let's talk about you!! Yes, you!!! Now, I won't ask your name, but if you don't mind I'd like to call you just "Friend" Is that OK?

Click on these words if the name "Friend" is fine by you.

Click on these words if you find the name "Friend" objectionable.

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